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Saturday, May 14, 2005

boys on the bus

What trouble did I find on Friday the 13th?

Cute boys on city buses. I don't call GUYS "boys" lightly. But the first guy/boy was EXACTLY the sort of dark-curly-haired-Jew that I go for. I had a feeling he was young, but when he told me that her was 19, all I could say was "too young to corrupt." But I WAS disappointed!

The second cute boy was 27, Jewish, and HEAVILY tattood, up and down each arm. I asked him, stupid me, if he minded that the tattoos would keep him from being able to be buried in a Jewish cemetary, and he replied that he hadn't found out about that until after the fact. See, NOT an appropriate match for me. And damn, he was BEAUTIFUL! When I told him as much, he replied that "you are, too!" and asked for my number. Which I DIDN'T give him. But I've been riding the buses and thinking about him all morning and for DAYS since!

5 Comments:

Blogger Garrison Steelle said...

Tattoos keep one from being buried in a Jewish cemetary? Wow. I didn't know that. ANY tattoo or just one that shows publicly?

-G

8:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you get to your shul for Friday or Saturday services? There must be Jewish men there... instead of bus pick-ups. Good for you, (crazy girl) for you for not giving out your number, but you are still very sick!

11:06 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, tattoos will keep you out of a Jewish cemetary, but apparantly whoring yourself out, stealing, lying, and stalking won't keep you from getting admitted for burial. It makes no sense to me.

4:49 PM

 
Blogger alex said...

hmm... I dont know what to say!

11:15 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tattoos dont seem to be an issue in NY/NJ jewish cemetaries .. we buired a close relative recently and asked them about the issue. It was not a problem at all.

1:13 PM

 

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