boys on the bus
What trouble did I find on Friday the 13th?
Cute boys on city buses. I don't call GUYS "boys" lightly. But the first guy/boy was EXACTLY the sort of dark-curly-haired-Jew that I go for. I had a feeling he was young, but when he told me that her was 19, all I could say was "too young to corrupt." But I WAS disappointed!
The second cute boy was 27, Jewish, and HEAVILY tattood, up and down each arm. I asked him, stupid me, if he minded that the tattoos would keep him from being able to be buried in a Jewish cemetary, and he replied that he hadn't found out about that until after the fact. See, NOT an appropriate match for me. And damn, he was BEAUTIFUL! When I told him as much, he replied that "you are, too!" and asked for my number. Which I DIDN'T give him. But I've been riding the buses and thinking about him all morning and for DAYS since!

5 Comments:
Tattoos keep one from being buried in a Jewish cemetary? Wow. I didn't know that. ANY tattoo or just one that shows publicly?
-G
8:41 PM
Did you get to your shul for Friday or Saturday services? There must be Jewish men there... instead of bus pick-ups. Good for you, (crazy girl) for you for not giving out your number, but you are still very sick!
11:06 PM
Yep, tattoos will keep you out of a Jewish cemetary, but apparantly whoring yourself out, stealing, lying, and stalking won't keep you from getting admitted for burial. It makes no sense to me.
4:49 PM
hmm... I dont know what to say!
11:15 AM
Tattoos dont seem to be an issue in NY/NJ jewish cemetaries .. we buired a close relative recently and asked them about the issue. It was not a problem at all.
1:13 PM
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